We Can Only Pray the Dog Has Rabies

Rachel Ray attacked, defending her own dog's honour. Word on the street -- though I can't confirm these rumours, mostly because I just made it up right now -- is that she is engaged in some sort of mutual, sexual relationship with her pit-bull Isaboo that led her to take such offense from another dog's advance to Isaboo. I broke the story here first folks, Rachel Ray loves the dog cock.

UPDATE:Superficial has a post on the attack, complete with Rachel Ray pictures of her dressed in what appears to be her witch costume from the 3rd grade.