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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

At Least He Didn't Take His Father Up the Ass

Damn it. We try hard here at TtP to be edgy. In both our jokes and our real lives (and often our real lives are a joke) we push the boundaries of decency. We don't like to be out done. Which is why I predict that at least one TtP blogger will be dead by the end of the week trying to one up Keith Richards.
Keith Richars has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
I'm not sure how to top this. Mix vodka and the menstrual blood of a 14-year-old girl? (Please suggest names for this drink in the comment section). Grind my grandma up, mix in some pot, and make pot-ma brownies? Kill a transvestite hooker and make a bong out of his penis? Seriously, folks. It's going to be hard to top snorting your father's ashes up your nose. Long live Keith Richards!

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