Bacon Buttie = Goodness

British scientists have come up with a formula for the perfect bacon buttie -- a sandwich that's basically a floury roll, thick-cut bacon, butter, and sauce. Here's the formula, right down to the Newtons of force required to chew into the bacon:

N = C + {fb(cm) . fb(tc)} + fb(Ts) + fc . ta

This could be the coolest scientific discovery ever. More (including a handy key for understanding just what the hell that formula means) here from The Sun.