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Monday, April 23, 2007

Sheryl Crow's Reasoning Stinks Worse Than She Does

In order to save the environment while she rides around on her bio-diesel tour bus, Sheryl Crow joked to People (a dead-tree mag last I checked) she'd only shower once each week. It gets worse (or funnier, so long as you're not on the bus with her). [Carbon-neutral emphasis mine.]
I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
She's a Botox ban away from obscurity. Not that I want to rob any law-abiding American of her God-given rights, but I think we are industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one Botox injection per doctor's visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

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