Sonic Recruits Rabid Fox; Tells Quiznos to SUCK IT

Suffolk, VA:

A fox attacked three people in Suffolk Thursday morning.

The first attack occurred just after 6:00 a.m. at Sonic in the 1600 blk. of North Main Street. The male fox chased a 17-year-old employee of that business.

Does anyone know why Sonic advertises incessantly in the Baltimore media market when there is not a Sonic (that I know of) for 3 hours in any direction? It's always bothered me. How about this 40 degree weather in April? That bothers me too. Why can't it be warm, with Sonics on every corner??

Oh, that's right...it's called South Carolina. Nevermind.

Full article here.