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Monday, May 14, 2007

God Made Lindsay Lohan's Right Nipple

So, I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with me linking to a picture of it exposed. Just click on the pictures for the uncensored shots. NSFW. Unless you work for Penthouse magazine. Or Reason. Or possibly Family Research Council, if you can argue that you have to look at the pictures to write an action alert condeming them. Sadly, the celebrity nipples I really want to see - Salma Hayek's - are too covered up. As my dad used to say, what's the point of gaining two breasts sizes by being pregnant if you're not going to show them off. Or was it the homeless guy in my neighborhood who said that. I can't remember. They both smell like urine when they drink. Oh wait, that's me.

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