Unkept--Check...Haggard--Check...Hot Model--.......

I've been told on a few occasions that I look like a well-kept homeless man. It doesn't bother me. I think it's a little rude when they don't include the well-kept preface, but, eh -- what can I do about it? Shave? Maybe. Sleep for more than 4 hours a night? Could give it a shot. Cut back on drugs and alcohol? Next. Get a haircut? Whoa. I'm not sure I like the direction this is going...Besides, I like the rugged street man look. It's very unassuming, cheap and simple to maintain. Come to think of it, women do kinda scurry away from me in stairways and alleys...Humm, anyways, according to the Sun Online I should have a supermodel on my arm instead of the tranny heroin addict that is currently there. Sounds good. Where do I need to go to get these women?

Selena has dated her fair share of hunks, but has given up on gorgeous guys because they’re dull – both in and out of bed.

‘I can’t imagine anything more boring than classic handsome looks,’ she says. ‘I prefer no teeth, baldness and piercings to model looks. I like celebs such as Adrien Brody and Mackenzie Crook rather than Brad Pitt.

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And Selena is not alone. In a recent study, sociologist Diane Felmee found only a third of women said looks were the first thing that attracted them to a man. Most preferred a sense of humour or financial and career success.

Researchers at Newcastle University also believe ugly men exist as a way of repairing our gene pool. Women would rather date men with good genes, who can fight disease easily, than a classically beautiful man.

Yeah, I'm all about the ugly women because I find gorgeous women to be boring. How ridiculous does that sound?? I thought so. Full article here.