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Friday, June 01, 2007

Fuck The Police

The rock/pop band The Police finally realizes that they suck, their one good song forever branding women named Roxanne as whores notwithstanding. If you're a Police fan, a woman named Roxanne, or the boyfriend of a woman named Roxanne, feel free to put nasty comments in the comment section.

The singer in the Police jumps like a "petulant pansy," the drummer is making a "complete hash," and who knows what the guitarist is doing? Notes from a bitter critic? Actually, it's a disarmingly frank concert review from the aforementioned drummer of the newly reunited rock trio.

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"This is unbelievably lame," Copeland wrote of Wednesday's show at the GM Place arena. "We are the mighty Police and we are totally at sea."

"It usually takes about four or five shows in a tour before you get to the disaster gig. But we're The Police so we are a little ahead of schedule," he said.

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