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Monday, June 04, 2007

I'd Like One Large Pepperoni and Penis Pizza

Via Samizdata:[emphasis mine]
POLISH MAN burst into a busy central London restaurant and chopped off his own penis with a knife in front of horrified diners, police have reported.

The man, a 35-year-old Polish national, ran into Zizzi, in the Strand, and promptly committed the surprising act.

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," a diner who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend said. Apparently, the man was dissatisfied that since he came to England he was unable to get a Polish girlfriend, who all seem to be going with black men.
And a follow-up from the Daily Mail:
A man who cut off his penis in front of diners at a pizza restaurant in the Strand, London, has had it reattached in the first operation of its kind in the country. It is too early to tell whether the operation will be a success, however, according to surgeons who carried out the procedure at St Thomas's hospital, south London.
More here. I've got nothing guys. The guy chopped his cock off in a pizzeria -- with the reason being he couldn't get a Polish girlfriend in London -- 'cause as everyone knows, Polish women only date Africans. That's enough of a joke. But I will direct you to a story that popped in my head when I read this, courtesy of Wonkette. Enjoy.

Update: Wonkette link fixed. My bad.

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