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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Space Filler

June is a great time to put posts together that no one other than you or your Dad care about. My favorite YouTube guy has more non-virtual friends, than your typical blog has readers during the summer. How do I know this? I don't, just made it up! Watch this -- The Orioles beat the Nationals 8-2 last night. Exciting game played in front of a packed-house of 42,000. The regular sitting next to me at the bar didn't leave with his beer half-full and his head shaking in disappointment. Good work boys!

This queer got a job for the struggling New York Times because of his work on a television blog. And I'm pretty sure he didn't have any Scarlett Johansson bukkake pics. I'm not saying I do either...But I'm not saying that I don't have any either. Shhhh.

I saw a sturgeon once -- a few years back while fishing on one of my usual tributaries of the Potomac. Had I known that I could get $50 for it, I would have stabbed the monster in the eye, grabbed it by the tail, slung it over my back, and carried it to the nearest Department of Natural Resources office. I've always wanted to throw a sturgeon down on a desk and shout, "Give me my money!" It would have been even better if it had been a female. Not for the caviar -- but because I heard they're a great lay. Sassy sturgeon indeed.

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