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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

What is the Law Enforcement Advice When Attacked by a Rabid Bobcat?

Luckily for this guy he didn't stop to think about it.
WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. (AP) - Dale Rippy says he was acting on instinct when a rabid 25-pound bobcat attacked him on his porch in this central Florida suburb.

Rippy, 62, endured the bobcat's slashes and bites until it clawed into a position where he could grab it by the throat.

Then he strangled it.
One more reason to stay the fuck away from Florida. Seriously, do you really want to live in a place where a bobcat will attack you on your porch? I'd rather take a stray bullet to the head then have to worry about fending off cats while sipping lemonade on my porch. And since when is a porch in Florida not screened off? Pools, porches, everything down there has that hideous mosquito nets surrounding them. Always thought I'd rather deal with the bugs, rather than staring through mesh.

Full article here.

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