Around the Horn

Singer Bobby Brown worried Osama will off him in Oz. [Herald Sun]

Paper sets up John Edwards to get offed, or to kill woman by driving drunk off pier and then have head gradually triple in size. [Chicago Tribune]

He's not the head of Al Qaeda in Iraq, though he does play him on TV. [Herald Sun]

The Police rock Rock City. I'm seeing them tomorrow night Philadelphia. [Detroit News]

Speaking of Philly... "Soon no one in Philadelphia will be safe from the 15 or so people who are strongly against foie gras." [Philadelphia Will Do]