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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

White House to Skanks: Go Home!

In a policy that is the exact opposite of what mine will be when I'm President, the White House is stepping up its enforcement of rules barring women wearing miniskirts and tank tops from visiting the White House, even if they're part of a tour on a hot, summer day.
signs have popped up at various White House entrances -- including the press entrance and the staff and visitors' entrance at the southwest gate -- along with e-mails to staff members, to remind everyone, particularly tour groups, that, even in these times of sinking poll numbers, proper attire is to be maintained.

The e-mail reminder was all in capital letters. It advised that there would be no jeans, sneakers, shorts, miniskirts, T-shirts, tank tops and -- with boldface added -- "NO FLIP FLOPS." (Which, of course, is good advice, if rarely followed in this town.)

These prohibitions would be in force "regardless of weather conditions."

It seems that someone at the White House has forgot they represent the American people, and the American people are trashy. I guess Baylen - who wears sneakers and shorts as often as Reason's Nick Gillespie wears leather jackets - will have to find other houses to hang out in. I'm going to spend my weekend's outside the White House comforting women turned away for being too trashy.

More here.

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