Death to the corporate, The yuppie scum cloud up the earth, Shine people shine, And never abandon your turf

Tired of all the douchebags in DC? Join the fabulous Anti Yuppie Kickball Guerrilla Front. Burst those kickballs on The Mall. Make those Young Professionals cry. But most importantly, have fun.

Special thanks to Davey Allday, Resistor Drinker Extraordinaire.