The Finns Stop Making Films

Oh unions, so much drama. Its like an episode of The Hills, but with fat white men. In a turn that will have global implications, Finnish film-makers are on strike to protest a lack of government assistance for their craft. Worst of all, the BBC reports, this will have the greatest effect on art house and independent productions. Think of all of the major cultural contributions that will be lost! Films like Laitakaupungin valot must be made at any cost. There go Ben’s pretentious musings on Finnish cinema.