I Hope To the People is this Important

A spy in my humble opinion is a sign of status. You don’t matter if international spies aren’t monitoring your every move. This is one reason why I try not to leave my dark dwelling and constantly search my room or through my poo for surveillance bugs. So far nothing, but if I find something I will be sure to let everyone know.

The Washington Post reports that the Chinese government has employed 30,000 internet spies to censor electronic communications. Seems like you would need a billion people to effectively monitor that vastness of the internet, oh wait…