If You Ever Wondered How Someone Who was Needlessly Tasered Can Lose All Your Sympathy, Look No Further

than his website. THEandrewmeyer.com. I'm serious, if anything I now think the taser and jail time wasn't enough to beat the doucheness out of him. Think frat boy. Only he doesn't get laid. And thinks he's witty and intelligent. And thinks he's cool because he doesn't get laid, as though people don't "get him."

I'll share an excerpt from his article section, from a piece titled "The folly of serious".

I went to a fancy restaurant yesterday dressed in a blue wife-beater and a red top hat with a white fuzzy band around it that might denote it as a “pimp hat.” Well, imagine to my surprise the reaction of the luminaries around my dining table. Not the servers, who are forced to dress a certain way everyday they come to work in their hoity-toity establishment. They are used to customers in their restaurant dressing a certain way, and when presented with such a ridiculously attired fellow, it is natural that they would feel queer or unsettled. But what of my fellows, the people I came to dine with, who are both accustomed and expecting of my uncanny ways. Surely they can laugh, and appreciate the bold strangeness that I have exhibited?

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The people in this world who are ‘cool’ are the people who don’t give a fuck. The guy going around the party in a deranged and spectacularly adorned cowboy hat, learning everyone’s name on the fly and forgetting them just as quick? That’s me. I’m expanding my world, learning new faces and names and opinions and ideas.

Thinking back to college, I'm not sure I can remember anyone more uncomfortable than the loser with the cowboy hat on, bouncing around the party awkwardly until he passed out with his shirt off in a pool of his own vomit...He was fun to urinate on, but that's about it.