The Most Important Relationship Conversation

Last week's Onion has one of their best articles in a while. It's on the most important and difficult conversation in a relationship - that one where you try to reveal all the sick stuff you would like to do in the bedroom without sending your partner running. I have yet to find a good way to say I want to have sex on a boat while watching the movie JAWS with me dressed as a shark and her dressed like Quint saying "This shark, swallow you whole" over and over again.