Post Office Issues Pro-Slavery Stamp

I have to hand it to the U.S. Postal Service for its clever roll-out of its new stamp celebrating compulsory jury servitude. Their "serve on a jury, get laid" campaign motto is brilliant.

The U.S. Postal Service's choice yesterday of James and Maxine Moore, of Northeast, to present its new 41-cent stamp hailing jury duty was a "lovely" idea.

Besides fulfilling their civic duty while serving on a jury in 1990, the Moores met, fell in love and dated for six years before marrying.

The roll-out in New York City was even better, featuring Mariah Carey showing off her cleavage. Pictures here. Totally unrelated pictures of Kim Kardashian's rack here. Murry Rothbard's comparison of jury duty to slavery here.