Sicko Parents + Bizarre Biblical Tradition = Rob's Dream Come True

Looking to abide by the Bible and/or have sex with a minor? Buy a girl on MarryOurDaughter.com, an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters. For just 5% of what you're asking for your daughter they'll put a picture of her up. Ages range from 13 to 17. Prices from $6,000 to $100,000. Sick. Just plain sick. Is this site a joke? Maybe. But nothing surprises me anymore. Except that time I got home and found a midget clown masturbating on my couch. That surprised me. I didn't, uh, see that coming.

Hat tip to my friend, who wishes not to be named, who is waiting for the Jewish version to go online. Although she is way too old to be selling herself into marriage. Zing!