When I Return to London, They Can Take My DNA Sample as a Jizz Shot to the Face

You might want to just keep flying directly over the island nation and straight to the continent on your next European trip. This shit is getting to be too much:

The entire UK population and every visitor to Britain should be put on the national DNA database, a top judge said today.

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He said that expanding the existing database to cover the whole population had "serious but manageable implications".

Well, as long as they are manageable problems, I suppose it's OK.

Full article here.