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Policeman shot in butt with own gun while battling porn vending machine bandits

TAGAWA, Fukuoka -- A police officer is in a serious condition after being shot in the buttocks with his own pistol while scuffling with porno vending machine thieves here Friday, police said.

Never get in between a man and his porn. Especially if he is desperate enough to be stealing the pornography from a road-side vending machine.

Full article here. Thanks to Sean Higgins for the link.