I Was Only Jokin'

The excuse that probably won't fly:

Vatican official says he only pretended to be gay
VATICAN CITY - A Vatican official suspended after being caught on a hidden camera making advances to a young man says he is not gay and was only pretending to be gay as part of his work.

In an interview published yesterday, Monsignor Tommaso Stenico told the daily La Repubblica he frequented online gay chat rooms and met with gay men as part of his work as a psychoanalyst. He said that he pretended to be gay in order to gather information about "those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity."

Yes....And I'd like to take this opportunity to tell everyone who saw me in the alley last night, next to the dumpster with what may or may not have been an obese tranny that I was only pretending. Pretending to be enjoying my time with the tranny hooker as part of my work. What -- please don't tell me you thought all these tranny jokes were pulled out of a "101 Tranny Jokes"...It's a good bathroom read, but the jokes...eh, a little stale.

Full article here.