All Laws are Stupid, But Some Laws are Stupider Than Others

The votes are in. The Top 10 most stupid British laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

My personal favorites:

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants,
including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

I'm totally seeking a pregnant clerk in a tropical fish store in Liverpool to date. Are you out there?