Suspected Skank Turns Out to be a Skank

Remember that hot 23-year-old college student who Southwest Airlines almost kicked off a flight for dressing too slutty? Well, now she's posing for Playboy. Jesus, Buddha, Allah, I love you all!

Kyla Ebbert appears in a series of pictures — some in lingerie, some nude — under the heading, "Legs in the Air."

"They're very tastefully done," Ebbert told The Associated Press on Thursday. "I don't see anything wrong with the female body."

Wow. We have so much in common.

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