What A Fetish

I was all pumped up about responding to this Craigslist add, until I got to the part that said I could not masturbate behind the black curtain with the eyeholes cut out. That's where I draw the line.

If I was to post such an add, however, I don't think I would have been so specific about the items I "borrowed" from the art museum to carry out my fantasy. But to each their own.

HT: TheAgitator