The Coming Wars on Hanging Testicles

Some stupid Maryland legislator gave it a go last year, now an equally stupid Virginia legislator does the same and introduces a bill to ban hanging testicles from the back of trucks.

Here's hoping that a blow will be dealt to those that would try to limit the testicle displaying rights of real American men across this fine country. March on with testicles proudly displayed men, and show these lawmakers what we are fighting for in Iraq. Freedom. Freedom to hang plastic testicles from the back of your pick-up truck....One day I hope to see a world where little Iraqi children ride in their Dad's Toyota with red, hanging testicles dangling from behind. THAT will be the victory.

Thanks to Sean Higgins for the tip.