Midgets Gone (not so) Wild

I'm traveling all next week so I won't be able to do my usual once-a-week blogging. I'm sure you won't notice the difference. Anyway, here's a video of some midgets going crazy. Sexy pictures of my favorite little person, Tila Tequila, here. If you can't afford a midget to guard your home, buy a macaw. And this news has nothing to with midgets or birds, but it's gross. Or hot. You tell me.