Guest Blogger

Over the next week or so I will say fuck you to the exchange rate, and throw my worthless dollars into the European economy. Since I have little faith in my co-bloggers to actually blog, I've brought in outside talent for the next week. For the sake of the guy keeping his job and his reputation in tact, I can only say that he's an accomplished local writer, who, for the purposes of his blogging here, we'll call Archibald. Enjoy.