When Not To Call the Police

Tip to all you TtP readers/mothers out there: If you are 8 beers deep, have 2 small children covered in their own feces, pregnant with another one, and can't find your wallet -- it might not be a good idea to call the police to help you find your missing wallet.

From...You guessed it, Long Island:

A drunk pregnant woman was arrested at her New Cassel home yesterday when officers found her twin 2-year-old daughters there partially clothed amid feces and broken glass, police said.

Ann Mendoza, 42, had called police to her home at 635 Broadway about 10:30 a.m. because she said she could not find her wallet, police said. When officers arrived, there was a strong odor of alcohol on her breath, police said, and Mendoza admitted to drinking eight beers.