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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

... And That's Why It's "Harrison" Not Harry

Actor Harrison Ford, 65, recently invited along a film crew to watch as he had his chest waxed. Did he do it for a movie part? Did he lose a big time bet? Is his girlfriend Calista Flockhart really into smooth-chested guys? No, no, no. He did it for -- wait for it -- the environment:

Harrison invited Access Hollywood and our guest correspondent Mel B exclusively along as he embarked on a personal project to promote going green.

And just how did Harrison, who is the vice chair of the global environment group Conservation International, want to get his message across?

By waxing his chest, of course.

In an effort to showcase the pain involved in deforestation, Harrison willingly subject himself to the painful process of stripping his chest of all its follicles.

Having worked with CI for 15 years, it was Harrison’s hope that his trip to the salon might just shock people into thinking “green.”

You know it was really going to be hard enough to enjoy Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special knowing that the two-fisted hero on screen is in reality an AARP member more likely to be driving 45 mph in the passing lane than escaping death in some exotic locale. Did he really have to make it even harder by revealing himself to be just another empty-headed Hollywood douchebag?

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