Don't Ever Get Married

Who doesn't like a good severed penis story? At TtP we sure do. This one today comes to us from the Philippines:

MANILA -- A housewife cut off her husband's penis while he was sleeping in their house in the Philippine capital to ensure his fidelity, a police officer said. Police officer Rolly Lipata said 37-year-old Lenly Bayabado had long suspected that her younger husband was having illicit affairs, prompting her to cut off his organ while he was asleep.

A slight overkill, but stump-dicking your husband will definitely ensure fidelity on his part.

Full, and very painful story here.