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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Advice for All 16 yr Old Girls: Don't Take a Pic of Your Asshole and Vagina and then E-Mail It To Your Boyfriend

Same old tired, teenage love story. 16 yr old girl snaps naked pics of herself for her 17 yr old boyfriend and then e-mails them to him. Defying all odds the relationship ends, and the now ex-boyfriend post naked pics on MySpace with TtP worthy quotes like, "Yo, U see how big her hole is! Its from me!". Girl not amused, and cops get involved. Cops tell ex-boyfriend to take down pics to which he responds, "Fuck that, I am keeping them up,". Story ends with a mugshot and a criminal complaint posted on The Smoking Gun. Unfortunately, pics not included.

Via Sean Higgins, who I'm sure has no pics of naked, 16 yr old, ex-girlfriends on his MySpace page. Or hard drive. Really, I'm sure...

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