Lindsay Lohan to be Immortalized with a Statue in the Ukraine

KIEV, May 15 (RIA Novosti) - The town of Komsomolsk in central Ukraine is to erect a monument to a 'drunken pig,' the national UNIAN news agency reported on Thursday.

The monument, which portrays a pig lying on its belly with its snout in a trough, will be installed near a local cafe.

"This monument symbolizes those people who make pigs of themselves by drinking far too much," said Oleg Ryabo, the local sculptor responsible.

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In other not-really-related celebrity news, via The Superficial comes this weeks Signs of the Apocalypse: Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty share what appears to be a kiss making us all wonder what horror could be unleashed from Amy's vagina if they bred, and Lindsay Lohan's mom, Dana, wins a Mother of the Year Award.