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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Homeless Men Rushing To Gloucester Faster Than You can Say "Have Sex With a Teenager"

Count "I don't want my daughter having sex with a homeless man" as yet one more reason why I will never have a daughter:
As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babies—more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year. Some adults dismissed the statistic as a blip. Others blamed hit movies like Juno and Knocked Up for glamorizing young unwed mothers. But principal Joseph Sullivan knows at least part of the reason there's been such a spike in teen pregnancies in this Massachusetts fishing town. School officials started looking into the matter as early as October after an unusual number of girls began filing into the school clinic to find out if they were pregnant. By May, several students had returned multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and on hearing the results, "some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Sullivan says. All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head.
Well I guess it depends on who you are as to whether the story got worse or not. If you're the father of this adorable little whore then yes, the story got much worse. However if you are the 24 year old homeless man (who, contrary to rumors is not the same guy as the 24 year old blogger at this site. Really I swear) then the story got a whole lot better.

Full depressing story here.

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