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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Is that a Rebate Check in Your Pants, Or Are You Just Erect?

Brothels in Neveda getting hit hard by high fuel costs and a weakening economy are looking for creative ways to drum up business. Nothing beats the Bunny Ranch's special tax rebate promotion:
Media exposure certainly has its benefits. Featured in the ongoing HBO reality series, Cathouse, Hof's Bunny Ranch is going strong. While others brothels saw a slump in revenues, Hof experienced a 30 percent jump in May. But he's not resting on his laurels. Last week he began offering a recession special: The first 100 customers who show up with their tax rebate checks receive twice the "services" for the price of one. "We always give our customers the most bang for the buck," he says. "You bring your $600 check in, and we give you the $1,200 George Bush party--three girls and a bottle of champagne."
Full story here.

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