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Monday, June 02, 2008

Necessity Is The MILF Of Invention

In news that will surely have Rob doing some travelocity research, Cracked.com lists the 6 most innovative brothels in the world.

What's interesting about the article is how the brothels reflect aspects of their respective countries. The American one offers Wal-Mart style discounts, the Japanese are obsessed with cleanliness, the French provide them for their soldiers and zee Germans? Well they live up to their reputation for efficiency:
Germans apparently love whoring on an epic scale. So much so that the city of Cologne is home to the Pascha brothel, a 12-story, 27,000-square-foot tower that houses 120 prostitutes and services as many as 1,000 customers a day. This is what happens when whorehouses take on a McDonald's service attitude. It's not fast poon, it's good poon fast!

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