Scooter Bleg

I'm interested in buying a used (but working) scooter. If there're any readers in the extended Baltimore/DC area trying to sell one, or if anyone knows someone who's trying to unload one, send me an e-mail at tothepeople_at_gmail.com. Thanks.

PS -- If any city dwellers who own a scooter would like to give me a brief rundown on the how-to's of successfully parking your scooter (ie, the scooter is still there when you come back) I'd appreciate that as well.