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Thursday, August 07, 2008

DNC Refuses to Face the Feces

As part of their continuing effort to drain anything even remotely fun out of their the upcoming convention, the Democratic National Committee has put its foot down and banned anybody from carrying their urine or feces to the event. The Rocky Mountain News has the straight poop:
Poo and pee dominated a public hearing Monday on a new law that prohibits people from carrying certain items if they intend to use them for nefarious purposes.

The law, crafted in advance of the Democratic National Convention, was adopted unanimously by the City Council.

But not before a hearing laced with comedy and profanity.

Representatives from some of the groups planning large-scale protests during the DNC this month said the ordinance was unnecessary and accused city officials of fear mongering.

"The intent of this ordinance is to try to smear protesters and make them look as if they are somehow criminal or somehow going to engage in some kind of gross conduct," said Glenn Spagnuolo, an organizer with the Re- create 68 Alliance.

The ordinance makes it illegal to carry certain items, such as chains, padlocks, carabiners and other locking devices. It also prohibits the possession of noxious substances. Two of the most frequently used examples of a noxious substance are a bucket of urine and a "feces bomb."
I'm certain that you are as outraged as I am. First they force us to give up fried food. They they make everybody go green. Then they drove the hookers away. Now this! It's a horrible vision of what awaits our nation.

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