Debate Drinking Game Rules

You must drink every time:

1- Obama mentions “change”.
2- McCain addresses the audience as “my friends”.
3- Obama says electing McCain is giving four more years to George W. Bush (or some variation on that).
4- Bill Ayers is mentioned.
5- Charles Keating is mentioned (Or the Keating Five).
6- Bombing Pakistan or Iran is mentioned.
7- Obama refers to himself as “we”.
8- McCain references his POW years.

This will ensure that by the time the debate is over you will be as bombed as Tehran will be in about two years.