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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Malaysia to Soon Ban Mullets and Joan Jett CDs

Muslims are so gay:
KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters Life!) – Not content with banning women from wearing trousers, Malaysia's top Islamic council now wants a ban on yoga, according to a report on state news agency Bernama.[...]

Last week the Fatwa Council decreed that tomboyish behavior by girls, including wearing trousers, was immoral as it may lead to the practice of lesbian sex.

Gay sex is prohibited in this country of 27 million people where over half of the population is Muslim.
I'm glad pointed out that gay sex was illegal in a country where trousers are banned because they might make the women want to lick a vagina. I could have never guessed that gay sex would be illegal there. On a serious note -- How many lesbians do you know who do yoga? 'Cause the lesbians that I've known have never struck me as the type of women who do yoga. Golf yes. Music yes. Yoga not so much. Yoga seems more like a suburban housewife, or a single, urban, white 30-something kinda thing.

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