The UK is Quickly Becoming One Giant Buzzkill

MPs see no happiness in happy hours:

Pub happy hours should be banned and supermarkets stopped from selling alcohol at a loss in order to combat drink-fuelled disorder, MPs have said.

The Home Affairs select committee said reckless drinking was placing a heavy burden on police resources.

One possible solution for England and Wales, MPs said, would be legislation setting a minimum price on alcohol.

That is certainly an innovative approach to dealing with alcohol -- price controls. Good one guys.

Besides, if there is one group of people who need lots and lots of cheap booze it's the guys who are forced to sleep with British women. For that reason, and no other freedom-loving reason, I denounce this attempt by certain MPs to force British men to have sex with British whales while sober.