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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

I Think I've Seen This On YouPorn

In his defense, it is a long fucking drive:
Brenton Alan Erhardt, 39, pleaded guilty in the Darwin Magistrates Court to dangerous driving.

He was pulled over by police on the Stuart Highway in July speeding at 147 kilometres per hour, south of Daly Waters.

He admitted to officers he filmed himself masturbating while driving from Adelaide to Darwin.

He also pleaded guilty to driving unlicensed, carrying two cannabis smoking pipes, administering the drug and carrying a loaded rifle.
I don't know about filming myself, but I'll admit that it is tough to go on any drive over 7 hours without getting stoned and masturbating at least once. I'd probably leave the loaded firearms and marijuana plants at home thought. Just me.

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