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Monday, January 05, 2009


So as anyone could tell the format on this blog has changed over the past year. The circumstance shouldn't much matter to you, but suffice it to say we lost some contributors; I didn't feel like wasting the energy to recruit and retain other bloggers and I took a slightly more demanding (but amazingly lower paying) job. This, along with not making any money from blogging equals less posting. Don't worry though, I have no desire to completely stop anytime soon. It's still an outlet that I wouldn't know what to do without. It's shocking but jokes about fucking teenagers and pregnant chicks don't fly in the office.

This is a long way to say that I've been digging around my files and have found some old writings some of which may be suitable for this tired blog. In fact I think what I'm about to post was meant to be posted a couple years ago but I never had an opportunity.

This piece was an e-mail (very long e-mail) that I sent to somebody describing one of my less successful trips to Vegas that ended with me being banned for life from all Mandalay Bay Casino properties. This one doesn't involve me, crutches and a hooker, but unfortunately I never wrote that one up.