The Headline that Wrote Itself

Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina

So I got nothing. They pulled a kidney out of a vagina via a tube. What the fuck am I suppose to add?

I will note that while I believe that this procedure is much less invasive than a normal organ extraction, I highly doubt this:

"If you asked our patient, she said it was like getting a tooth removed. She was walking that night and left the next day," Montgomery said.

Right. You could bet that if a dentist ever tried removing a tooth via my penis that I would get up and leave immediately. Or pretty close to immediately. I might give him a minute or two to see where the ride is going, but after that minute or 20 I would definitely be on my way out.