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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Don't Try Marijuana Unless You Want to Become a Multi-Gold Medal Olympic Athlete

This is becoming a trend:

BERLIN: Triple Olympic gold medallist Usain Bolt (pic) tried marijuana as a kid, according to Bild newspaper.

Bolt, who set world records in the 100m and 200m at the Beijing Olympics and was part of the Jamaican team who broke the world mark in the 400m relay, made the admission in an interview published online on Sunday.

“In Jamaica, you learn as a child how to roll a joint. Everyone here has tried it. I did too — but I was real young then,” Bolt was quoted as saying. “My family and my friends don’t smoke and I don’t hang out any longer with people who smoke.”
Marijuana: Part of a Breakfast of Champions!

Now kids -- I'm not saying that if you smoke pot you will become a famous Olympic athlete who wins lots of gold medals. I've been trying that for the better part of the last decade with no luck. Not even a bronze...Come to think of it, I've never even qualified for an Olympics...Pan-Am games, sure. But who hasn't won a medal at the Pan-Am games? It's like the Special Olympics for non-retarded people, only without fun events like potato sack races and egg relays.

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