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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Worst Thing About Pig Flu...

is that you have to listen to that guy in the office (or wherever) who has been dying since bird flu to get the chance to yell "_____ Flu!" every time someone coughs. I counted 16 minutes into my day before some jerk off yelled "Swine Flu!" at the first cough.

I followed it up with, "You shouldn't have fucked that pig!"

No laughs. I was disappointed.

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