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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Headline of the Day

Springfield man gets 90 days for shooting wife during sex

The subhead reads: "Wife insists the incident was accidental." Now that is standing by your man. The story itself is somewhat short on details on what precisely happened though. I'll it to you readers to imagine it in all its Freudian glory.

Despite the fact that the incident took place in Springfield, the shooter's name was not Homer, surprisingly enough. Read the whole thing here.

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