Here's a Baseball Promotion That You Can't Pass Up

July 8th the Bowie Baysox (the Orioles AA minor league affiliate) will be hosting Inhalant Abuse Night at the ballpark. No word yet on whether the give-a-way will be glue, aerosol whipped cream, or spray paint.

BTW -- just in case you're a kid who's wondering what will get you high in your own home, the American School Counselor Association kindly answers that question. Just about everything:

Nationwide, children abuse more than 1,400 everyday products, according to a statement. With the cooperation of the American School Counselor Association (ASCA), Louie, the Baysox mascot, and team representatives will visit dozens of local schools to discuss inhalant abuse.

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