The Belly Button Lint I Picked Out Last Night Saved Or Created 1,325 Jobs

But, not to be out done be my belly button lint the Obama Administration claims that the "Rape and Pillaging Act of '09" saved or created 650,000 jobs. In Maryland our cut of those 650,000 jobs works out to 4,460 jobs. 3,425 jobs were also saved or created on the moon, 4,745 somewhere around the core of the earth, and another 8,200 were saved or created in some distant land called "Wisconsin".